The Brewers Are So Bad They're ____

The Brewers are so bad they're throwing carnival night

The Brewers are so bad they're already considering a fire sale.
http://www.inquisitr.com/2067769/milwaukee-brewers-fire-sale-trades-could-come-for-carlos-gomez-other-brewers-veterans/

The Brewers are so bad they're ________

The Brewers Are Historically Awful: Don't Take My Word For It Read This Article.

If reading articles isn't your thing http://www.foxsports.com/wisconsin/story/milwaukee-brewers-not-panicking-yet-after-first-2-10-start-in-team-history-041915 watch this video.

I could do a three paragraph rant article complaining about the teams play but that's already been done.  http://wisprtstalk.blogspot.com/2015/04/the-brewers-suck-why-blogging-about-bad.html. I'm going to insert this 2015 season hype video instead in hopes of creating some optimism.

I didn't create the hype video but hopefully who ever did is feeling lucky because the Brewers need it. You know your doing terrible when the Cubs are outplaying you. It's starting to feel like it will be a  long season. Hang in their Wisconsin sports fans  the NFL draft is coming soon. Can the Packers save Wisconsin sports ?

The Brewers Suck: Why Blogging about Bad Teams Is So Difficult

The following post is going to be a rant. Yes you read the first sentence correctly a rant. If you don't want to be exposed please close this post immediately. I warned you. 

Baseball is a unique sport filled with unique rules. At least 90% of the rules are outdated. This fact excites fans, and it makes life difficult for blogger like myself. I love blogging about sports. But I don't enjoy blogging about Baseball on consistent basis, unless the team is good. Before I continue I would like to point out that this post was created to express my frustration with the Brewers. I would also like to apologize in advance for the run on sentences.   

People have complained that I become a fan of the teams I cover. I follow this controversial practice because covering a winning team is more enjoyable. Not everyone can be Bill Simmons. I suppose I could create consistent negative content. What's the fun in that ? Besides the internet is already overflowing with negativity. My point is I feel your pain Brewers fans. The team sucks and it's frustrating for fans and bloggers. 

The Pregame: The Brewers Battle The Pirates Tonight .

Will the Brewers finally win a regular season game ? Can Pittsburgh continue their momentum ? Will Ryan Braun save the season by hitting two home runs tonight ? Find out during tonights game. The game will be televised at 7:10 PM on  FSWI.

The Pregame: The Brewers Battle The Pirates Tomorrow .

Milwaukee will continue their homestand tomorrow night against the Pittsburgh Pirates. The teams will play three home games against one another. Tomorrow nights game will be televised at 8:10 PM on  FSWI.

The Pregame: The Brewers Battle The Rockies Tonight.

Milwaukee will attempt to avoid being swept by the Colorado Rockies tonight.The game will be televised at 8:10 PM on RTRM, and FSWI.

The Pregame: The Brewers Battle The Rockies Tomorrow Afternoon.

Milwaukee will kick off the regular season tomorrow afternoon at home against the Colorado Rockies. The game will be televised at 2:10 PM on RTRM, and FSWI.

The Two Day Countdown: Opening Day Is April 6th

I lost time amidst the recent hectic Wisconsin  sports news. Brewers Opening day is only two days away. Can you believe it ? Time flies when your favorite local teams are doing good.  

Trading Places: Brewers Trade Hunter Morris

The first baseman Hunter Morris was recently traded to the Pittsburgh Pirates for a player later to be named. The news was first reported by the Milwaukee Sentinel Journal . I like the trade because Morris is injury prone . It will be interesting to see if the Brewers make any more trades before the season starts. You can read more about the trade here.      

http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/sports/298474731.html

Countdown To Opening Day: Day 6

                                           Brewers trade for  C.C Sabathia

                                       
   In 2008 the Milwaukee Brewers acquired  Cy Young award winning pitcher C.C Sabathia. Sabathia helped carry the team to their first playoff appearance since 1982. The former Brewer had multiple memorable performances including a one hitter on August 31 2008.    

Fresh Brew: Brewers Believe In Contender Status For 2015

Todays Top headline 

http://m.brewers.mlb.com/news/article/115311240/mike-bauman-brewers-believe-in-contender-status-for-2015-season

Countdown To Opening Day: Day 8

 Juan Nieves was forced to navigate multiple obstacles during his no hit bid. I think being able to  witness miraculous plays is the best part about sports. Robin Yount's catch was defiantly miraculous. What were you doing at 22 ? Juan Nieves threw a no hitter.